If he finds out. [They'll just have to... not let him find out... this is a really bad idea and it should be stopped immediately.

He nods, though. He'd rather be behind the camera than in front of it, just in case all the cameras around here are freaky like the ones at the photoshoot.] Uh-huh! They didn't look like they're too heavy to carry or anything, so it should be fine once I find one to buy.